you have to understand the way i am.

mein herr.

a tiger is a tiger

not a lamb.

mein herr.

you'll never turn vinegar into jam.

mein herr.

so i do.

what i do.

when i'm through.

then i'm through.

and i'm through.

toodle-loo.

bye bye mein lieber herr.

farewell mein lieber herr.

it was a fine affair but now it's over.

and though i used to care

i need the open air.

you're better off without me

Mein Herr.

don't dab your eye, mein herr

or wonder why, mein herr

i've always told you i was a rover.

you mustn't knit your brow

you should have known by now!

you'd every cause to doubt me

Mein Herr.

You made a woman "Meow"?

If I could meet Drew Barrymore..

I'd ask her if she's read Utopia.

I need to read it before I meet her though.

i need a fix cuz i'm goin' down.

i officially do not like Bonita.

she does not know how to be friendly.

or.

how to NICELY ask someone to do something.

i dont like to be ordered around THANK YOU.

what's it feel like to be a ghost?

they had it comin'!

they had it comin' all along.

i didn't do it!

but if i'd done it.

how could you tell me that i was wrong?

she's like heroine.

she wants nothing more.

but to be a little whore.

he wants nothing less.

but to wear a little dress.

who's got the crack?

"Psychological isolation tips people into addiction in the first place, and addiction keeps them isolated because it sets a higher value on their motivations and behaviours around the drug than on anything else--even human contact."

i like it when.

you've got the crack

WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?!

live the dream.

i've worked three days.

at le subway.

and they were all pretty good.

it's fast paced.

which i love.

it makes the time fly

by.

and the people are friendly!

:)

it's nothing like dairy queen.

thank.the.lord!

hide your head in the sand.

you have to be trusted

by the people that you lie to.

so that when they turn their backs on you.

you'll get the chance

to put the knife in.

I've lost friends, I've lost lovers, but I've still got my soul.

enjoy the life you live.

and live the life you enjoy.

if you are a kid and no one will play with you.

stick it out

stay tough

and you'll turn out super cool.

when i go to a party

everybody looks the same

i'm the one they recognize.

everybody knows my name.

everybody knows my name.

be yourself.

don't do.

what everybody.

tells you to do.

be yourself

be proud of yourself.

you'll be cool.

SUPER COOL!

don't
be
a
fool.

we knew.

haha.

charade you are.

blackbird singing in the dead of night.

take these broken wings and learn to fly.

all your life.

you were only waiting for this moment to arise.

blackbird fly.

blackbird fly.

into the light

of the dark black night.

we're not those kids sitting on the couch.

just because I don't say anything.
doesn't mean I don't like you.
I open my mouth and I try and i try.
but no words came out.

without 40 oz. of social skills
i'm just an ass.

in the crack.
of humanity.
i'm just a huge manitee.
a huge manitee.

and besides you're probably holding hands
with some skinny,
pretty girl
that likes to talk about bands

and
all I wanna do is ride bikes with you
and stay up late

and watch cartoons.

i'm just your average.

thundercats.

hoe.

it's about time.

subway decided that i have good enough experiences to join their team.

no more sitting around all day everyday!

wooooo!

excited?

no.

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
-Dr. Seuss

a month goes by.

and finally i've got my backup.

soon i'll have pictures. :)

google search:

will marijuana smoke kill a canary.

Forgetting who now?

"it looks like you got a little pain behind those eyes."

"yeah maybe a little."

"there's really only one cure for that."

"what's that?"

"weed, you got any?"

"no."

"oh. well then let's go surfing."