maybe if we fool the best of them.

the rest will come around.

so obviously desperate, so desperately obvious.

I /hate/

when I have a song stuck in my head.

but I only know one line of lyrics.

for said song.

it gets old.

really fast.

boys will be boys.

maybe i should go back to being a douchebag emo kid.

Chapter Five.

Revenge of the Giant Face.

"I have a message for Germany, you are all going to die. And I want you look deep into the face of the JEW who is going to do it. My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, and THIS is the face of Jewish vengeance!"

it just so happens, The Rat that The Jew Hunter let get away, kills Hitler and the other generals.

fuckin. eh.

its a much better way for Hitler to die, have his face shot to smithereens.

i think it's funny you've been quiet for so long.

when you're quiet, no one proves you wrong.

now that you know who you are, what do you want to be?

i give up!

imma try dating women.

fake looking flowers.

i don't miss high school.

but i sure do miss these moments.

i loves dem.

spyda dogs!

george?

i don't rememberrr

billy trying to make the distance. :)

and lastly!

gods foot.

uhoh.

i don't think.

it's a good sign.

when your mucus is.

black.

:/

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7.

i would just like to say.

i am sorry to all of those people that i am stealing photos, lyrics, and quotes from.

i swear if it was less work to find a reference name

i would totally reference you.

ask me to take it off.

and i will.

not that there is a very large chance that ANYONE will come across my blog while searching the net, there's far too many other things to look at.

but just in case...

Update.

i guess i should stop my silly lyrics and actually say something about my life.

women are ridiculous.

it's a true statement.

we over react

before knowing the whole story.

and god that makes me angry!

parties.

are good fun.

i should stop partying so much.

because partying has turned into bars.

and bars are expensive!

also.

school come first!

stop procrastinating!

D :

i was able to get up at 5:30 today.

that never happens.

AND!

it was lovely.

imma try to do that more often.

i don't love you

i'm just passing the time.

you could love me

if i knew how to lie.

but who could love me?

i'm going out of my mind!

throwing a line out to sea.

to see if i can't.

catch a dream.

Yeah, drawing skills would be handy.

they're missing their paraphernalia!

oh wellz.

i miss cuddling.

that.

is a true statement.

what would you do if i sang out of tune?

would you stand up and walk out on me?

render your ear and i'll sing you a song.

and i'll try not to sing out of key.

i get high with a little help from my friends. (L)

well.

fuck you. too.

I never knew how much it takes

to accept that you're a fake.

i love how you think i care.

i dont care about you.

i care about friends.

you are not a friend.

kthnxbye.

He's dying of boredom!
Take your best rhymes, record 'em, and try to flaunt 'em.
He'll just take your punch lines.
and snort 'em.

dis is ma wife.

i wuv her.
:)

get YOUR OWN damn flash cards!
D:<




stfu!

a list

of fun things to do when you're bored!

• go on a good climbing trees hunt and have photo proof.
• go to chapters and leave notes in your favourite books.
• need two people; dress up as a ghost and pacman, hold hands walking down the street. when someone sees you, run away yelling "wocka wacka!"
• create photo evidence of an adventure that didnt really happen.
• dress up as superheros and stop petty crimes (jaywalking, littering, etc)
• build The Ultimate Fort!
• build two forts and start a war with airplanes.
• when visiting people, turn as many things as possible upside down without them noticing
• get the cheapest flight to soonest departure and stay there for the weekend
• write a piece of fiction and ask strangers for ideas when you get stuck
• test drive vehicles
• grab a friend, do the lamest thing that you both secretly want to do
• have a picnic at sunrise on the beach
• drive somewhere, have dinner using fake names
• go to a baseball game and cheer for both teams. (warning, if you are a male you might get your ass kicked)
• draw on the sidewalk all around town with sidewalk chalk
• perform silent plays in front of security cameras
• make a photolog of the invisible man
• walk around the city/town all night and find a place to eat breakfast at dawn
• rent a movie you've never seen before. mute and improvise dialogue

That's such a lovely colour.

it goes with your eyes.

your pain makes me laugh.

thanks for the entertainment.

:)

‘Small sacrifices must be made!'

-Otto Lilienthal

he said this on his death bed.

after trying out the hang glider he invented.

lets just say, it didn't go very well..

I just want to do

one illegal thing.

to you.

tonight.

some say, it's all fate.

but i say, we control our lives.

and if my destiny should out best me.

well, that's just fine.

my heads so fucked up inside.

but i like it.

Make sure to take pictures.

They'll last a lot longer than we will.