BITCHES BE CRAZY !

The Sound of Music.

it's a great movie.

really funny though...

that they didnt notice.

or didnt care.

that the wife of the officer dies 7 years before maria becomes the children's governess.

but the youngest daughter, gretel.

she is 5 years old.

it just doesnt add up!

you're playin' so hard to get.

you're making me sweat

just to hold your attention.

i can't give you nothin' more.

if you ain't give nothin' to me.

i promise i do better next time 'round.

i still learnin'.

thank you sickness.

i was already fucked before you.

and now i'm simply, completely screwed.

thats what i get though.

shoulda stayed home on my birthday

this is fucking ridiculous.

for facks sake!

has the internet and texting ruined my ability to talk on the phone?

and maybe even in person?

i'm such an awkward gal, is instant messaging to blame?

Goodbyes.

Goodbyes are the worst.

i always feel like i should be saying so much more.

but i can't find the right words.

i usually leave a friend or family member cursing at how i cant muster a simple, meaningful goodbye.

maybe that will change in the future.

maybe.

There's a fire in your eyes.

I hope you let it burn.

all the moving photos or what-have-you on tumblr make me dizzy.

i stole it.

HEY THERE DELILAH,

WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA?

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY,

BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA,

YES I DO,

NO GIRL CAN SCREW AS WELL AS YOU,

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE.

HEY THERE DELILAH,

DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION

I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY,

TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION,

CLOSE YOUR EYES,

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS,

‘TIL I’M INSIDE.

OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME,
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME.
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME,
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME.
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME…

can haz boobies?

remember when you were young

you shone like the sun

shine on.

you crazy diamond.

now theres a look in your eyes.

like black holes in the sky.

shine on you crazy diamond.

it's kinda funny that i havent posted anything since the 8th.

and then look at my post.

my first post

on february 14th.

hah.

MURDER

So the bartender who tends to pretend that he's concerned.

says, "girlie girlie you're at your best.

when you're sober."

and she slurrs, "no no

just one more."

and one turns into four.

The fourth drink instinct is taking over.

and the gentleman is leading her towards the door.

your love is better than ice cream.

it was a decent night.

the best part.

was spending time

with my besties. E>

stephanie should have been there.

there's been a few times.

that i've thought how the simple it is.

to just,

slip into the other lane...

no more homework!

I'll keep searching

as long as I keep hope.

and what's life without hopes,

dreams,

and fun?

not much.

it's still weird knowing that most people that meet me think that i'm confident.

i'm one of the shyest

chicks

you'll ever meet.

especially.

when i'm meeting people

for the first few times.

bare with me.

LOL

i forgot about this.

last semester when everyone was doing TILT and our Will assignments.

Connor was working on his final wishes

he yells out to the class

"Hey! What's my maiden name?!"

i don't remember who yelled back, "You don't have one!"

..."oh yeah."

lulz, it was priceless.