i stole it.

HEY THERE DELILAH,

WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA?

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY,

BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA,

YES I DO,

NO GIRL CAN SCREW AS WELL AS YOU,

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE.

HEY THERE DELILAH,

DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION

I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY,

TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION,

CLOSE YOUR EYES,

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS,

‘TIL I’M INSIDE.

OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME,
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME.
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME,
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME.
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME…