I have a few different stories.
Random things that made me laugh.
liiiiike this day:
"Seriously I just sped through a yellow/red light, no seat belt on, and had my phone in my hand. And THEN I noticed the cop coming towards me from the opposite direction. Didn't bother to stop me though."
and this was before the weekend:
a police officer saw me leave a gas station rather quickly, i could see all ways and no one was around, and i didnt see his lights until i turned out of the parking lot.
i think he must have thought that i ran the red like that was, to him, just past the gas station. i wonder this because once i drove past him, he did a U-turn and followed me.
i went around one corner heading towards a stop light that was still green, he turned off his headlights completely before he went around that corner, i dunno in hopes that i wouldnt see him?
the stoplight turned yellow as i was going through it, and the cop didnt even bother slowing, went right though.
i changed lanes to see if he'd go past me, he changed over to my lane as well. he was basically on my ass and then turned his lights back on. i dunno if he wanted to see if i was drunk and would slip up or something. i dunno. it was friday so there's a good chance...
eventually he got bored and did another U-turn.
cops are around a lot when i'm high.
it's funny.
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