Sunday, January 13, 2013

Second-guessed Facebook Status

Dearest Crazy Lady that lives next door,
I wish you could be aware that if it were not illegal to hunt and kill human beings, you would be long gone by now. OR I would make a fenced in forest area specifically for you and my game of hunting you down over and over until you die of infection from gunshot wounds, or starvation.
How sending letters after letters and taking us to court for your lying bullshit is not considered harassment, does not make us liable for a restraining order, and why you are not in a mental institution is COMPLETELY beyond me.
Sincerely, not quite as crazy, Me.

1 comment:

  1. why is firefox being weird too now. "sorry firefox cannot find your blog, it's having a mental breakdown."

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